shoutout out to all my buddies who have shitty dads or no dads at all this father’s day, you turned out just great regardless, you can’t choose your family and you don’t deserve any negativity from them,and you don’t deserve backlash or guilt-tripping for cutting them out of your life if that’s what you need/ed to do and i love you all
THANKS GUYS. I APPRECIATE IT. GO FUCK YOURSELVES, BYE, UNFOLLOWED.
Just one. Preferably tomorrow.
Bisexual Credentials-RitchandFamous (via rainbowbreathingbisexual)
Oh, man. While it’s hard to choose between what I’ve come to think of as Bi 20 Questions (you’re not bi without them! Or with them! Or at all; you’re not bi. Don’t you get it?), I think my favorite is one that isn’t mentioned here. I’ve gotten it in a number of different variations: “But what if you end up with a man, won’t you be straight?” and “But what if you end up with a woman, won’t you be a lesbian?” and, of course, the one get really gets to the heart of it, “But what happens when you settle down with someone and really decide?” (For those of you playing along at home, the correct answer to this line of questioning is, “Were you less [your sexuality] when you were a virgin? What about when you were single? No? You weren’t? Fantastic; shut up.”)
The thing is, I’m always so confused about what the goal is with this shit, and I feel like this question — the “But what happens when you end up with someone for a long time??” question — really gets to the heart of why. Because man oh man, I have been asked this question by straight folk and gay folk, peers and superiors, people I’m dating, even a boss one time, and every last one of them has done it the same way: like they’re the Encyclopedia fucking Brown of my sexuality. Like they’ve just uncovered the fatal flaw in my plan to Dupe Good Citizens Into Believing I Like Fucking Dudes & Ladies. Half the time I expect them to point and yell “Aha!” maybe while jumping out of a bush or something for effect.
Like. What is the theory here, folks who do this? Are you just so uncomfortable with the idea of bisexuality that you have to believe it’s all a scheme? Are you so self-obsessed that the thought of me lying about my sexual orientation for the sole purpose of ~pulling the wool over your eyes~ makes more sense to you than that thought that it’s, I don’t know, actually the way I swing? Are you waiting for me to pull off my mask and reveal the monosexual person underneath while yelling, “I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling assholes?” Whatever it is, kindly let it the fuck go, will you? Find some other mystery to chase, because I promise you, The Case of Who I Like to Fuck has been solved for a loooong time.
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All of this, yes.
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Funny, J and I had this exact conversation last night on our walk home.
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not 100% shitty all over all the time.
YESSSSSSSSSS
YEAHHHHHHHHH growing up on daytime television in bridge-and-tunnel towns. Thanks, Dr. Zizmore!
Speaking of notable assists, “Second Hand News” sometime in 1997, I seem to have lost the details of when and where beyond that.
I was gonna say maybe mount rushmore of stevie songs with amazing lindsey support but all i can really think of is “gypsy“‘s “lightning strikes” + otherworldly guitar solo. most of the notable lindsey assists are on christine songs i think
Well, I don’t know. ”Twisted” again, obviously. Depending on what you mean by “assist,” maybe “The Chain” and the guitar on the circa-‘76 “Rhiannon.” His cowering behind his mic during “Silver Springs.”
That’s like the time I took a class called “Shakespeare’s Jacobean Plays” and I always wanted to call it “Shakespeare’s Jacobean Meyers.”
“Rock Away Blind” does always make me wish I owned a window covering store in the Rockaways called Rockaway Blinds though, that’s a joke for the kids who grew up in Queens
